Xan anyone?

Just in case the title didn't give it away, this is Xan from Baldur's Gate.

First, the middle left sketch popped up from a conversation where the PC dumped their backpack on Xan (in the BG2 Xan mod). Then the middle right sketch sneaked in. I was quite happy with how his jaw/chin came out there since it matches the elfy look that I usually think of. In classic Xanness he is of course wailing about his (and everyones?) doom.

After that the lower set of... (chibis? Little characters?) Somethings? attacked the page. The one on the right with light hair and a horn is a random Bhaalspawn. If you can't read my writing:
X: And your name is?
B: DOOM! (short for: Devious Orange Oogling Monster [she oogles oranges? o.O wtf])
X: THUD
B: ?
B: DOOOOOM!

The top bunch of scribbles came last:
B: Look Xan!
X: I don't want to.
B: Ikt perfektee safe ('it's perfectly safe', speaking with spider in mouth)
X: Oh Seldarine, why did I have to look?
B: Here!
X: I must be mad.
Spider: BITE!